On April 27th, 2017, Nick Dainotto of Deer Park was arrested at the South Shore Mall by 3rd Precinct Field officers after numerous complaint of a horrid smell coming from his ass. Nick walked in through Macy’s and began heading East towards Spencers ripping away with his farts. He even went as far as jumping 6 feet in the air and ripping on in the security guards face.
A mother and her baby in a stroller also witnessed the attacks. The mother, who does not wished to be named said, “He was just jumping in the air like a rabbit! I have never seem something like this before. He climbed the candy machine at one point making weird screeches! Everyone ran!”
When Nick was apprehended, he began to fart but police used hazmat suits to subdue him. He was taking to Good Sam for flatulence problems and released on his own recognizance.