NICK SABAN TAKE HC POSITION AT AUBURN UNIVERSITY

Nick Sabin announced today that he has taken the head coaching job at the University of Auburn. Alabama Governor Robert Julian Bentley, a graduate of the University of Alabama, has deployed the Alabama National Guard to both universities and across the state as residence of Alabama have taken to rioting in the streets. Auburn University confirm this announcement and rumors that Nick will be paid $2.5 million per games won and $1.75 million per game lost. Coach Sabin stated that his reasons for leaving the University of Alabama were personal, but hinted that he just could not adjust to the Gump life.