North Korea Declares War!

In breaking news, North Korea announces their declaration of war against the U.S. N. Korea’s Kim-Jung Andy states “Yoooouuu America no goot! You make-a Korea beeeeerrrryyyy angry!! I come fo’ you and make-a war! Afta I a conquer yoo, I build-a laundrymat in Agat with-a yo LADS! Every-a-one eat-a pizza! I be king-a K-Mart!”. United States forces remain on standby to defend the local K-Mart and have activated all local forces to aid in the defense against this brutal, lazy ass, shamming , no good, Korean Kim-Jung look-a-like fucktard.