NYT Man of the Year POTUS Trump resigns…

Blaming lack of interest amongst a slew of other things, i.e. small you know what, impotence, the new Drake album to name a few..President Trump has finally relinquished his most sort after office.

His resignation shall be rendered days following Memorial weekend in remembrence of all those whos served and protected his triflin ass amongst the many other racist and pedophiles in rank.