Obama Returns To Office: Says, “Trump Can’t Fuck Shit Up Anymore.”

After witnessing all the fuck shit Trump has put our country in, Obama takes a stand. Since nobody wanted to take one for the team and hire a professional sniper, Obama claims to be making another appearance as America’s favorite president for another presidential term. Resources quote that Obama says, “I’ll stay out of politics when there’s no longer an inexperienced Cheeto in office.” Will our favorite president make his come back?