Oklahoma man suspected of heinous acts involving farm animals

An Oklahoma man has long been suspected of performing sexual acts involving farm animals. It has been rumored that 42 year old, Clayton Findley, of Oolagah, Oklahoma ties sheep, goats and other small animals up in his bedroom and gives them “rim” jobs. A rim job is licking the area in and around the anus. There is no word on whether he goes any further than that. It is also speculated that Findley enjoys coitus with larger animals such as horses and mules. He being smaller than these animals one cannot help but surmise that he takes the much more submissive role. Although there is no solid proof of any of these acts, we at the news station believe videos will soon turn up.

We will bring you an update as the events unfold.