One Woman responsible for Outbreak

Through multiple interviews and patient testing, Doctors have helped police narrow down a sisboolah outbreak to one woman whose name was just released one hour ago. They stated that in cases like these the name of the infected is usually kept quiet until they can be notified privately, but in his case they can not afford to wait any longer. They are hoping friends and family will help them locate the infected before she spreads the virus any further. If anyone knows Nancy Hardcastle please have her contact the police right away by phone, not in person. Sisboolah is a highly contagious virus consisting of a serious discharge of various bodily fluids, such as extreme diarrhea, copious amounts of thick green nasal discharge, extreme swelling of the nose and thumbs, among other symptoms too gruesome to mention. If you show any symptoms of this nature, please get help immediately.