Oregon Voters Approve Bill Legalizing Methamphetamines

Oregon voters unanimously approved a landmark bill that would allow possession and manufacturing of methamphetamines on Thursday, making it the first state to legalize the use of the drug for adults 21 and over. Long known to locals the super powers you can achieve by using this drug. Oregonians can now stay awake for weeks on end with little to no food and meth fueled courage to do amazing and illegal acts.
Public safety officials rejoice at the newly increased jail space this allows. Many criminals have been upset due to the fact they can no longer make profit off of the drug. Eugene police Captain commented “it’s about time we quit waisting tax payers time criminalizing decent hard working Mom’s and Dad’s for doing there favorite Oregon past time.”