Owner of Two Rivers Car Sales arrested for animal sodomy

Timmy Cooke of Two Rivers Car Scandals has been arrested for having intercouse with a golden retriever in the restroom of McDonald’s. Mr Cooke is quoted saying “I used to be decent but all the years of hearing the words actual miles has drove me to do things like this. I’m so used to giving it to the customer dry when I stick them with a used car it just felt like the right thing to do to Rover”