Oxford man finds all fallen change in state!

A 31 year old Oxford resident and finally come to realize the satisfaction of his life long dream of recovong every bit loose change lost and on the ground. It took him just 5 years of searching to achieve this unusual feat.

Mr. Brudge quoted, “Thanks to my Hebrew upbringing and years of study at temple that gave me the drive and skills to complete this challenge.” He went on to say “I mean, its just there for the taking, just laying there, anybody can do it…. No, No, No, [he chuckles] I don’t mean Jenny, I mean gathering the change, hehe”

Mr. Bridge’s coworkers said, ” if anybody could do it it would be him, he is quite dedicated. It’s going to be a little weird having them so much around at home now though.”

When asked how much money did he collect he said bright-eyed and excited “$2378.42!!!, now I can afford my rhinoplasty”

He then quoted saying “now I’m going to go try to collect on Massachusetts, there’s not many people like me there”