Panty Theif Goes On Rampage In Claremont St.Ann

Wanted is a man known only as ‘Sasa’, it’s alleged that shortly after 11:00am this morning, the supposed “panty thief” was seen in a supermarket buying panty stealing supplies after which he left ran into the town and stipped 50 women of their panties, he reportedly ran off shouting “bomboclatt dawg dinner this fi a week!!”
After speaking with the Claremont police, we were informed that this is an ongoing trend and mr Sasa aka panty thief was the latest perpetrator. Of these heinous crimes. Women are urged to be on high alert when walking on the road as the panty thieves are considered armed and dangerous. When asked how the panty thief got away the Claremont police like every other memebers of the jcf reported that he escaped into near by bushes that every other criminal and they were just too lazy to chase him as they were watching football on cvm sports