PHS STUDENT DOES THE UNIMAGINABLE!

Local PHS student Ariel A. Reyna (Junior) on April 28, 2017 has decided to run for the Lavern Roach Award. Even though he has 2.0 G.P.A. the student has decided to run after what happened on the night of April 27, 2017. That night Ariel Reyna made the ultimate decision of losing one of his most dearest gifts, his virginity. This wasn’t his average Thursday night where it was him, his right hand, and some lotion on this special night he had a woman of the age of 14 in his room. Ariel is known to be an expert in many many fields such as cooking, fishing, medically, athletically and most importantly sexually(although he is a virgin). He is known as Dr. Ariel69 through his friends. On that night Ariel felt a sexual desire towards this young lady who was over for a simple dinner. It all started when the 2 young lovers felt the urge to do what every other teen at PHS does. Clothes went off, lights went off and the action was about to start.

In the past Ariel has not been know for such acts,but this young lady provided this opportunity by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Ariel was known for his severe autism throughout the campus and was not expected to get past qoute on qoute first base. This night was the night he “proved” us all wrong. Ariel with confidence went and did what he had to do and he pulled the move. A move that will change him forever. A move that made him a grown ass man. A move that made him earn the title of a man. He pulled actions no man would have ever thought of…. HE. ATE. ASS…. THAT’S IT…