Plymouth Ind. man has near death experience.

Tom Langdon of Plymouth Indiana narrowly excaped death today when he was turkey hunting and was attacked by Bigfoot. Tom stated that he had too ass punch the creature several times as he was being carried off through the woods over bigfoots shoulders. Luckley Toms wife was was in arrow range when bigfoots ass became sore from Toms continues pounds and dropped Tom, that’s when Toms wife let an arrow fly giving Bigfoot a nice haircut like only Cindy can do scaring him off into the woods leaving Tom alone.