Police looking for local God

Police are looking for information leading to the arrest of local legend/God Dan Palmer. It is believed Mr. Palmer may be everywhere’s as he is a god/legend, police really don’t want to bother Mr. Palmer however feel the need to give him awards and praise for no apparent reason what so ever. If you see Mr. Palmer do not approach as your eyes may melt at the beauty of his face. Friends and family may respond negatively in the comments however that’s only due to jealousy.