Pony Express Statue Removed in St. Joseph

Under cover of darkness, the Pony Express Statue was dismantled Wednesday night. Various grass roots efforts petitioned to remove the offensive reminder of our country’s history. PETA was overjoyed that the horrific example of animal abuse no longer exists. Feminists claimed offense that only males were represented, supported by LGBT because gender is nonexistent. An unidentified liberal arts student stated that the representation of hard work caused extremes duress and anxiety. President Trump tweeted that the example of a failed business should be buried. A safe place with soft pillows and coloring books will be placed at the location.