Popular Pez candy is found laced with heroin

(Charleston, SC) multiple reports coming in that the popular pop top candy has been found to be laced with herion. Tiffany Pifer commented “were not sure how the herion got into the batch of candy. We’ve found 3 flavors to be contaminated right now which include the orange, strawberry and lime”
No leads have suggested if this is a supplier or internal tainting. So far report show that 4 children and 10 gamer adults have been affected by the herion laced pez candies. If you have any Pez it’s recommend to give to you’re local crackhead as we’re sure they’d appreciate it. For any other information, please call 1-800-dum-bass