Potato Shelly

Former student of Rio Claro West Sheresa S.Rahim had been arrested for making too much potato pie. According to witnesses the house “stinked of potato and cheese” every week which led to asthma attacks and unusual behaviours. Her older brother, Hamid reported that it was simply ” too much cholesterol ” and that she would end his life before the cigarettes do.

In a totally unrelated matter, Police are investigating her sister , Mulgin for making too much small pumps. It is alleged that the big pumps have had their feelings hurt and are taking legal action. According to her sister, Anneisa , small pump or big pump she will be “jamming still”

Another sister Ferisha Ramdeen commonly known as ” chicken ” is being sued by her own children for throwing away their beach clothes instead of washing it because of her intolerance for sand. She is also being investigated for stealing someone’s slipper on the beach because she ” hates when sand touches her toes”.

Their younger brother , Shane , said that he will put all of them to sit on the foundation and have a good talk with all of them so that they will behave themselves and stop tainting the Rahim name.

Police are.investigating this entire family to determine if they need mental help.