President Trump Leaves Golf Course After Accidently Relieving Himself

BREAKING — President Trump Is accustomed to playing nine holes and at times 18. However, today the magic number was 2. It appears after slicing a drive, the President became enraged before suddenly becoming silient then wincing and redesigning his pants. Apparently, no one could get up the nerve to tell the President he had skid marks. So, instead cars could be heard screeching and burning rubber in the parking lot. The President had no comment but said he would release a statement that would be “bigly”. This was later confirmed by the bathroom attendant.