On Thursday, April 28th, President Donald J Trump signed a bold and well needed executive order that would officially change the name of the National Football League’s Baltimore Ravens to the Trash City Ratbirds. The White House has yet to comment on what sparked such an immediate action.
Proponents of the President have so far expressed their full support for this action. One particularly vocal citizen was recently cited as saying “Get fucked Will”. When we reached out to ask who this Will was, we were told “He knows who he is”