A granny who goes by the name Queen of Farts is on a farting spree. She goes to local grocery stores, department stores even restaurant’s and farts at anyone who’s walks in her path. They are vile and smell like a rotten egg. Beware she wares a red dress and it has been reported that at times it will fly up. The smell gets 10x worse. If you see this old granny run with your shopping carts, hide in the dressing rooms and cover your food. She’s fast, she’s out there and on a rampage. No authorities have been able to catch her. Theory is she must never run out of gas. Call 1-800 red-dress with info.