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Rapper, dancer and all-round prick Chris Brown died horribly, brutally and justly today. He was like 30. According to Ming VAZ’, his producer, Brown had a party at his Simi Valley home and had up to 200 people there. A group of ‘ buddies’, who were aware of his o.c.d. inclination to pump up his penis during get togethers to impress women, loaded it with black powder and a detonation device. The prank was supposed to go off before he actually used it in his private bathroom, but misfired at the improper time causing his cock to explode killing him almost instantly. Arrangements for his funeral have been put on hold due to lack of interest.