Record breaking NEWS!

Canton man was recorded with the smallest dick in the world. At a whoppind 1/3 centimeters we had an interview with one woman who said “It was the smallest thing ever seen! He pulls it out and i couldnt bare not to laugh it was so tiny.” and another woman who reported that her two year old son had a larger cock. It is said he went to the records council Tuesday April 25th to have it sized to find out its the worlds tiniest cock! Congradulations Patrick Hass!