Red headed Kramer

Please be on the lookout for Michael Williams of Adams ma. He is believed to have stolen the hair and neck moves of Kramer from the famous “Seinfield” show. If you believe you see him do not approach him. Do not laugh at him. These moves are causing him whiplash and permanent neck damage. LAughing at him will only encourage him more. Should you see him you should immediately contact authorities so they can take the appropriate measures to ensure his safety. He needs medical treatment for this along with other issues concerning soda bottles. We are unable to disclose the conditions of that matter at this time.