Red men under pressure!!!

In tonight’s story “alleged” red man Mr Sean Gabriel gave this statement. “They quick to say all red men bad, like plenty woman, like to horn and always telling lies. Quick to call us f&$k boys but my wife, girlfriend and chic from Vas who’s name I can’t remember don’t agree.” There has since been an outcry from red men across the country of Trinidad “because Tobago has no attractive red local men” to put a stop to the constant profiling of them because of the colour of their skin. More on this story in tomorrow’s news.