Roderick Henderson Tapped By Trump Administration to Head New Federal Gency

In his only successful legislation of the the first 100 days of his struggling administration, President Donald Trump has chosen Sanford, Florida resident Roderick Henderson as National Fashion Director. Mr. Henderson, according to Trump, was selected because “he is the smoothest dressing S.O.B. in America…he is known for his nice suits, bow ties and wingtip loafers”. When reached by phone, Mr. Henderson was quoted saying “GOTCHA”