Sailor wins 330 million on Powerball over the weekend

A United States sailor won the jackpot of 330 million dollars last night. HM2(FMF) Christopher Cade played his usual numbers as he does every weekend. “I been had a feeling all week that something good was going to happen to me” Cade said as we caught up with him at the Bentley dealership. When asked what he would do with his new found money, the Texas native stayed he was going to buy his mother “a house on the hill” and a “bumper and grill”. Mr. Cade also states that he plans I’m quitting his job in epic fashion, “yeah, I’m going to muster in the morning with a black and mild lit throwing twankies (twenty dollar bills) at all the peasants” He also said Wal-Mart could “kiss both sides of my ass” Before we could ask any further questions Mr. Cade pulled off in his brand new 2018 Bently GT banging the Drake hit “no new friends” on repeat.