Saint Louis Man Forgets To Turn Off Oven, Whole Neighborhood Burns Down

A Saint Louis County resident is currently on the run after being wanted for questioning in an alleged oven scandal. The suspect, shown in the grimacing photos, is said to have left his oven on during his absence while attending a holiday festival. As a result, an entire community was burnt to a crisp. Neighbors questioned about the event did not have much to say. Although 98 year old Tiffany Miller reported that she simply though he may have just burnt his muffins. “He’s always burning fucking muffins!”, she added. No casualties have been reported. It is thought that the suspect is hiding out in a discrete location with his cat Braxton.