Sandoval Man Wins $2.6 Million on Powerball

Sandoval, IL. – A well known local man named “Cowboy” had won $2.6 Million on Wednesday’s Powerball.

We interviewed Cowboy and he stated: “I’m not sure what I’ll fuckin do with all this Fuckin money, lots of natural light and a new belt for my John Deere Mower for now.”

Cowboy also said he had found that dollar on the ground that he bought the $2.6 Million ticket with.

He didn’t seem as happy as most, but he sure did have lots of Natural Light.

The winning ticket was sold at Caseys General Store in Sandoval, IL. The Manager said they have never sold a winning ticket this big.