Schofield Barracks soldiers itching for trigger time

As tension gets worst in North Korea we Interview Sgt Prado Squad Leader 2nd Platoon 3rd Squad 2-27 IN on his thoughts about North Korea and he said “The navy is getting more action than we are, the Seamens are floating around in a can at sea waiting for the word to make things deader, while Im here grading for EIB” with a mouth full of Copenhagen winter green and spits at the red hawaiian dirt screaming Fellujah! at the end of the interview. We asked him what that means and he replied “you dont know because you never been there, I also dont know because Ive never been there either. Kim Jong Un recently threatens Hawaii and the last statement Sgt Prado makes is “Last time someone threatened and attacked Hawaii, they got destroyed”.