2017(C) ASSOCIATED PRESS- Dan Hew
Press secrectary Sean Spicer was caught by secret service furiously corn-holling The president. Spicer was reticent to talk to the press, he did however looked extremely tired and agitated. The president, in response to the reports, tweeted that Sean Spicer did not in fact enter his anus, but that the two did watch Fuller House and had tea.