Search for Newton county man

Authorities are searching for a local Newton county man, Allen Jesse Johnson, in connection with several beat downs of town idiots.
The victims with to remain anonymous fit their protection.
Johnson was last seen around the Henderson Mill rd area, wearing blue jeans, a black wife beater, hat, and sporting pot belly.
If you see Johnson, do not approach, call your local redneck chapter, as he is arms with a 4ft fish and 2 water pistols.
Johnson is scared of the popo so there’s no telling what he might do when cornered.