Serial Killer Captured and Lost

On April 1st, 2017, Elise Marie Pringle (aka the Gland Slasher), was arrested at the scene of the crime. Ronald McSquarepants was a convicted and registered sex offender. When officers arrived at the scene of the crime, Elise was smiling serenely in the middle of a blood bath. It took officers but a moment to realize they had captured the elusive Gland Slasher. The Gland Slasher admitted to a string of de-balling of sex offenders since 2006. As the officers walked Elise out of the building to the squad car, bystanders began gathering. Someone started yelling, “Save the Gland Slasher”. Others joined in. In the confusion of maintaining control, Elise managed to escape. It is rumored that the police are not seriously looking for her. Though no one will confirm this.