Sex offender escapes police custody

Sex offender Jesse “the night poker” Umbinetti escaped police custody Friday afternoon. Reports indicate that the transporting officer was over taken by Jesse. When the officer went to remove him from the back of the squad car Jesse caught him off guard and blinded him with penis shaped ballon animals. After his escape reports from witness say that a man dressed as a clown walking ballon dogs with giant male genitalia have been seen trying to pick up children. A social photo has been uploaded. If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of this individual please call your local authorities.