Short Man Arrested In Wagoner County!

Officials say “the Short Man wasn’t tall enough to reach his girls buttocks.” The Short Man ran screaming “Bruh I think my balls just dropped.” Officials say they have the man in custody. According to witnesses, the Short Man was carrying a loaded weapon only triggered by discreet women. We have yet to figure out what his real name may be. The Short Man claim’s his name is “Deez Nuts”.
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