SMOOTH RIDE HOME COMING TO PECANIERE

Parish President Bill Fontenot has decided to pave Moreau road in Pecaniere after receiving a major ass kicking from an unidentified person late Thursday night. The parish presiden was unable to directly comment due to a wired jaw, but wrote on a dry erase board that construction is right around the corner. Many of the residents down Moreau road are happy that the days of getting dusted out are slowly coming to an end!!!