Special forces being called in for traffic and crowd control

VIP Only. The Biggest Birthday Bash NC has ever seen. Police are bracing themselves and warning any non party goers to avoid the area. Thousands are expected to show up to wish world renowned Christal Simmons a Happy Birthday tomorrow. There will be free food, drinks, bounce houses, face & full body painting, live entertainment of all sorts for all ages. (Rumor has it that a music video will be produced on site so keep your weave tight and get them toes & nails did!) Brown Bags not needed, there will be a free unlimited open bar for all party goers over 21 (ID required). The event will last for 3 days/2 nights. Acquiring an entry pass is simple free & easy. Simply go to www.DeezNutts.org and pay the $59.99 required gift fee, and your entry pass will be sent to you. All proceeds will go to the Birthday Girl. Better yet, just give her the money directly. You dont even have to put it in a birthday card or envelope.

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