Spokane man incarcerated for public lewdness

Andrew Youmans of Spokane was arrested for masturbating outside a business establishment in Spokane Valley on Thursday evening. Eyewitness Tod Hamlin was leaving the Thai restaurant and saw a middle aged gentleman pleasuring himself and making lewd noises. Deputy Craig responded to the scene and apprehended Mr. Youmans. Mr. Youmans says he was just on his way to enjoy a bowl of Chicken Fried Rice. He maintains his innocence and is willing to fight in a court of law. We are told by the Police Chief that Mr. Youmans has retained Attorney Franklin Delano Bogus and further inquiries are to go to Mr. Bogus. Mr. Hamlin was distraught at Mr. Youmans lascivious behavior and glad his daughters didn’t walk out and witness such a crude and vulgar act.