Chelm Sibley of Stratford, CT is on the run after stealing a 12 pack of rectal oitment at a local store. Please contact (203) 555-4202 if you have seen this man.
Stratford’s Chelm Sibley caught stealing a 12 pack of rectal oitment

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Chelm Sibley of Stratford, CT is on the run after stealing a 12 pack of rectal oitment at a local store. Please contact (203) 555-4202 if you have seen this man.