Woman admitted that when a kid is being a brat and being noisy on the bus I casually get close to them and fart on their head/face. I purposely drop something and have them pick it up, so it’s usually a direct hit.
It’s funniest when the kid notices and doesn’t know what to do because I’m the driver.
One time This little mexican 5-7 year old with a mohawk, was being an insufferable little shit in the back of the bus. I heard him from the front and it was like nails on a chalkboard.
At the time, I was on a strict Chipotle carnitas burrito diet. And while I was watching all this, my stomach gave me an initial warning gurgle (very courteous stomach) telling me I was about an hour away from punishing the toilet. Serendipity! Destiny!
The kid shouts “F**K YOU, I HATE YOU!” So I thought I would give him one more for the road. And little did I know I sharted in the boys face! they gone learn today the woman said.