Suspect Found In Newton-Conover Back Robbery

42 year old, Terry Osborne was found earlier today, locked inside of the Lake Hickory Haunts clown house. Dressed as “Mista Chuckles” he was running about throwing money all over the place. “He seemed delusional.” Officials say, as they attempted to capture Mr. Osborne. “He was spouting nonesense about getting what we have coming to us.” Officer Whittle claims that, Mr. Osborne, was caught on camera at the Chase Bank, dressed in the familiar “Mista Chuckles” suit. Although it is not comfirmed if he was the one wearing said suit. When questioned by press, Terry Osborne claims that he was no where near the Chase Bank in Newton, but rather at Lisa Edgins house, enjoying a dinner with her and his children. When officials asked Lisa, about where Mr. Osborne was that night, she claimed that “He was with me and the kids at a wonderful Tai place in Newton. No where near a Chase Bank.” Officials claim her story to be “Falsified to protect him from charges.” No further information has been released tothe press, as the case is currently under judge ruling.
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