Team Green Founder Arrested

Co- Founder of Team Green Paul “Big O ” Ostrander was recently arrested by whitehall NY police. Ostrander was seen traveling North Bound on Rt. 4 just South of the village of white Hall. Officers pulled over the vehicle Ostrander was a pasenger in due to a flag that states “Team Green”. Officers stated that Rt4 has been a corridor for drug trafficking between ny and Vermont. Ostrander states that Team Green was the brain child of himself and co- founder Steven Breault, and that the flag represents the name of their fishing team. Officers smelled something fishy about Ostranders story, and upon questioning; Ostrander started yelling “Merica-Merica!” Officers then searched the “Team Green” vehicle for sticky green and other illegal substances. Officers did not recover any drugs during the search. Ostrander was arrested for having a “limp noodle” that was incapable of catching a minnow. Ostrander was released on his own recognizance. A call to ostrander was answered, and Ostrander would only reply to our questions with”Ask Your Mom”