Last night two cops were driving home from work, when they witnessed drivers crashing into the sides of roads screaming, “NICOLE LILLIS” and, “DEAL WITH IT!” Officials obviously realized what this was about the most popular girl on Earth, Nicole Lillis of Hillsboro, NH. The cops did not want to, but had to find her and take her in. Her popularity was getting out of hand. They found Nicole getting lit asf with all of her less popular friends at a slumber party but since they hang out with her they are pretty popular too. Officers seemed upset because they were not invited to the slumber party, so they stayed overnight and partied with them and took Nicole in the morning after. No more information was given.