Teenage boy arrested for stealing neighbour duck

Kushawn Inderdeo aka Shawn, 18 year old boy of 10 Good land canal # 1 was arrested this morning for thieving his neighbor’s duck. When questioned about the incident here is what he had to say, “me does normally thief duck, mostly from the neighbors on the left side because the one on the right is a pandit and the front neighbor is a haribole” he also stated that “me won’t have get catch if me na bin tickle the duck batty and make it halla quack quack quack, but its better me pressure people duck than pressure them daughter”