Tennessee State House Bans Men From Wearing “Skinny Pants”

Late Friday evening the Tennessee State House of Representatives voted unanimously to ban all males of any age from wearing pants known as “skinny jeans.” In an interview with the bill’s sponsor, Rep. Junior “Pecker” Jenkins of Hawkins County told reporters “It was time we took steps to make our state great again. Men walking around in ’em tight britches with their buldges all sticking out is offensive.” When asked further why the bill only targeted men instead of both sexes, Jenkins added “Well… nobody minds a woman showing what she’s got… except ’em big girls wearing those yogi drawers, that’s a little ridiculous, but I’ll still look.” The new law takes affect immediately and violators will be arrested and prosecuted under current indecent exposure laws.