Texas man in sad shape tonight from toilet seat mishap!

Butch “Ricky” Adams from Texas has had quite the weekend. He was found superglued to the toilet seat, and had been there since Friday evening. He claims his girlfriend got tired of hearing him arguing about why he shouldn’t have to lower the seat for her. It appears she had placed superglue on the seat just before he entered the bathroom quoting “Its all yours dear” as she exited the bathroom. It seems not only did she leave the bathroom but also left the residence, but not before writing “Pudge Rodriguez takes it up the butt” on the bedroom mirror!!! Butch was found this morning at his residence still stuck to the toilet seat. He is in critical care and his rear is bare since they removed the seat from his bottom. An APB is out for his girlfriend as she is wanted for questioning.