Police has reported a man in his late teens maybe 40’s is on the loose for smuggling lottery tickets and a can of skoal laced with viagra. Hes also been known to smuggle ham and bacon to the isis community. If you see this man make sure you lock your fridge up and hide the astroglide. He is also known for stealing cigaretes out of your marlboro menthol pack and helping his self to any liquor you have stashed in your house.