THE HEAKENING arrested for enticing audience with A minor

The not so well know Nu metal group THE HEARKENING was arresting last weekend in astooooria queens after an attempt to convince a disappointed crowd to return to the show after their piss poor performance and screeching vocals. Local man John Hempel had this to say ” Yo I came here for the weed, thinking this Greek ass niggah Stas was gonna play some bouzouki shit for werd but I got here and this wise guy sounded like he was choking on dick so everyone starts walkin out and then he deadass used A minor to get us to come back. There was no weed btw, at least there was crack…. cracking a cold one open with the boys, ya’eard?”