The nigga that’s the same color as his shadow

Richard Starks has just set the world record for being the blackest nigga alive. In a blackout at his momma’s he closed his eyes and had niggas looking hard asf for him. His mom said and I quote”So then shit turned black and next thing I know the boi disappeared on some Criss angel shit and reappeared so I told him nigga next u wanna do some magic shit I’m whooping the fuck out u”. Little did she know her son was just real real black.