The Trump Administration is recalling vack to Active Duty the Puertorican Rambo, 1SG Ernesto Rivera, alias Rambito!!!

The Trump administration is making history when they unveiled their approach to tax reform. However, the administration also announced a surprising activation to active duty. President Trump is calling back from retirement the Puertorican Rambo, 1SG Ernesto Rivera alias Rambito. A native from Jayuya, Puerto Rico who retired from Active Duty almost 4years ago. The White House is going to make it official as soon as they can get a hold of Rambito down in Cataula, Georgia where he resides and maintains a top secret training regiment. CSM Iturregui served for thirty years with many combat tours to include a year vacation to Joint Task Force Bravo. There he trained goats to conduct Closed Quarters Combat Training. Rambito is known for slapping the shit of many during his career, to include his own self. Once ask why he was so aggressive, he responded that he hated his last duty station at WHINSEC. We tried to visit Rambito at his residence to get his point of view, however he was to busy training his dog to sit and get the mail. AP