Thef at large

As the Cochrane RCMP reported that Brent twoyoungmen was caught stealing anal beads off the lust an love store around 3am this morning. Srgt tailfeathers replied with a comment that astounded everyone in the court room early this morning saying ” no matter how fast we run we always get out runned by niggas” Brent twoyoungmen is at large if seen please contact Cochrane RCMP detachment for any further information